Cloudy with a Chance of Marriage

Yes, somebody actually wrote book with this title.

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a binary tree…

“Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it into a linked list in O(1) time.”

– kyrii (twitter)

I have a BIG Brandon who is a grown up…

“I have a BIG Brandon who is a grown up that I get to see at Grandma Moon’s!”

– My 5-year-old nephew

I guess marriage is a mystery.

“I guess marriage is a mystery.”

– My 7-year-old niece

Urning the right…

catalogliving:

The only things Elaine treasures more than her prized blue and white urn collection are the framed drawings of her blue and white urn collection.

Game Theory and Love

Game Theory and Love

We all know it’s not this simple, but still… an interesting read.

explodingdog:

you want to hang out?

I promise he’ll be good…

The Tragic Death of Practically Everything

The Tragic Death of Practically Everything

Sadly, it appears that every technology we use today is in fact… dead.

Omnipotent Electrician

More posts to come, but here’s a good quote in the meantime:

Primary teacher: Did you know that Heavenly Father is in control of everything? Isn’t that great? Nothing happens without Him being in charge!

Four-year-old: Wow! So when I turn on the light, Heavenly Father sees me and claps His hands to make the lights come on?? I knew that’s how light switches worked!

Source: Overheard In The Ward

explodingdog:

back to the cave

I can totally relate to this.